10inchflaccid:

neutraldankhotel:

10inchflaccid:

neutraldankhotel:

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

what?

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

hope youre okay

Posted: 1 day ago on Jun 24, 2018 at 10:45 PM
Notes: 292235
Via: rockymthorrorshow
Src: neutraldankhotel
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